How to make sure your date fails

Avoiding Dates
As we all know, it is the natural state for gay guys to shag around, however there are some people who will try to lure you into 'dating'. This involves having to learn someones name, attempt to consider other peoples thoughts and feelings, and contemplate the possibility of  
The easiset way to avoid dates is to make it as clear as possible that your only interset is sex, this means displaying naked pictures for all to see, and letting people know you are looking for 'fun'.


Occasiaonlly you will find that it a fit of drunkeness/madness you have agreed to go on a date! So what do you do if this happens and how can your make sure that you date goes badly.

Lie - Make sure your photos are from a time when you look significantly younger and fitter than you are at the moment. This will guarantee disappointment on your date, but will help attract causal encouters. 

Indifference is your friend - make sure that you show absolute indifference when you meet your date; it is much easier to do this if you are not physically attracted to your date in the first place.
On the date you can show your indifference by not showing any interest in anything about them; dont ask them any questions.

Be judgemental - remember that its perfectly acceptable to treat your date like a X Factor style audition. Your date is there to entertain and please you and to prove their worth; you are simon cowell - your obviously great and dont need to prove anything.